letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka, via confirmance)

27.Jul.14 5 days ago

shialebuffalo:

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

(via flappypussyz)

27.Jul.14 5 days ago

bakrua:

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

(Source: bakrua, via unescapable)

27.Jul.14 5 days ago

genies:

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

(via unescapable)

27.Jul.14 5 days ago

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

(via confirmance)

27.Jul.14 5 days ago

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

(via flappypussyz)

27.Jul.14 5 days ago
  • Guy: ...but I mean lesbian sex isn't REAL sex.
  • Me: Well, I mean, those sounds your sister made were pretty fucking real.
27.Jul.14 5 days ago
27.Jul.14 5 days ago